About Us

The Projects Project is a comedy website that takes a satirical look at the worst housing that America's government and private corporations have to offer. We publish reviews and editorials on low-income housing in order to show you how bad the state of low-income housing in the United States is. Hopefully you'll find it pretty funny! All photographs used, unless otherwise noted, are original and were shot at or around low income housing units.


Remy Green lives at his home in Gaithersburg, Maryland with his dog Romeo and cat Juliet, just a fifteen minute drive from his wife Olive and their children Jade and Emerald.

He previously worked in prestigious corporate law firm Cash, Green, Moola, ETC. before being tossed in a surprise lateral to small publishing firm Forrest, Green, Hugh, Inc. After a messy incident there, he now works for the Department of Housing and Urban Development as a projects promoter.


Ian McArdle played professional basketball for the Montenegro Melon Ballers in beautiful war-torn Yugoslavia for three and a third years before having to retire after suffering a torn ACL and a sprained heart.

He then became a labor organizer for the South Carolina Associated Brotherhood of Scabs, serving as a human picket sign, but after the union was torn apart by the invisible fingernail of capitalism and he was no longer able to picket scabs, he found a place in the Department of Defense as a flagpole before being transferred to the Department of Housing and Urban Development. He continues to play semi-professional basketball for the Washington Stench.


The Projects Project is not affiliated with the Department of Housing and Urban Development.